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Nike is dropping my shoe contract due to over 13,000 insults I directed at mommas between March 4th of 1978 and last night. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time.

Bobby D coming in with the hot takes

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imagine you have a group of friends who help you become super rich and famous and are some of your greatest creative assets………but you actually can’t stand them and would leave them in the dust and not think twice….welcome to the sick and twisted world of CSNY

Driver inattention/error makes up ~63% of motor vehicle - pedestrian collision causes. Pedestrian error is ~4%. Mostly useless tool (PSA) targeted at the wrong population is a microcosm of what's wrong with how we ha dle traffic/pedestrian safety.

Did my last supply run ever for the cursed corner store I run at my current job (because I’m moving to another site w/in the company without a store).I racked up $691 on the ol’ credit card today, can’t wait to get and cash that expense cheque asap

Someone (don’t) help me, in addition to Slow Train Coming by Bob Dylan I’m also insatiably obsessed with Astro Lounge by Smash Mouth right now.

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If you’re in the valley, @LunnsMill is the place to be tonight!

We end the year with a look back at some music released in 2022 from 1551 Jenny Mallard Jenny Naish JJ ROOTS @KinleyDowling Leona Burkey Loviet Matt Steele Nikkie Gallant 💜 @nikkiegallant Rachel Cousins Terra Spencer & Ben Caplan and more

This is an actual affront to American culture. Looney Tunes should be freely viewable by all at any given time imo. Up there with jazz and baseball as cultural exports.

I didn’t check Twitter for the first day of 2023, already off to a good start

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.) It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public. 🧵

Take my blood, sure! Just inject the trailer for Renfield directly into my veins instead.

Portland street Superstore feels like a prison at worst and airport security line at best with all the new “security” bars up everywhere

Just to reiterate, the Governor and chief executive of the state in which this photograph was taken has now signed an executive order that could jeopardize anyone who dares to share this photograph in the very school being desegregated in this photograph.

🍿 SPECIAL: Propeller Arcade, purveyor of games and beer and rad movies since 2019, celebrates its birthday January 31 with a FREE, MYSTERY screening. Title revealed this week, ticket info soon! (The movie is not THE FRENCH DISPATCH, pictured here for illustration)

My new single as the artist Pillea called Falling Forward is on bcamp now, and streaming at midnight 🌝. Would be cool if you checked it out, maybe it's something you'd like. Cheers pillea.bandcamp.com/track/falling-…

License plate DPJ634 in Woodlawn area hit a dog that had a bright LED vest light on and sped off after pretending to be concerned about it to me. #dartmouth #woodlawn

If seeing a man in a dress takes you down a path of depravity, maybe seeing a man in a dress is not your main problem.