One part Wenger and one part Benitez, but full-time holiday-maker - hopefully, it turns to shit.

He looks like a man who should be wearing spectacles

My feed is full of Liverpool fans when the team is winning, but when the team is losing it’s silent - presumably, they all just squirrel away into the forums like they’re all part of some hive-mind: “Don’t let the outsiders know what we really think until we all think it”.

Garnacho is so desperate for love, and to create iconic moments, that it makes him completely loathsome. That other player appears to have realised that he looks like an idiot sat there too.

If one is an Englishman, my money is on the Englishman having been the initial aggressor.

A man is seconded to another company but isn’t good enough at his job, so returns to his employer. In the real world, he’s just fired and there’s no fluff or sympathy

It’s because people see their lives getting harder and because they also don’t like Muslims - they’re also naive to Farage. It’s not that hard.

Six seven. Liverpool are getting in on the act.

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That knee is fucked. Just need to turn a page

Give over. It won’t be long until someone *sees* the yeti or Nessie thanks to technology

Plenty of United podcasters now never wanted Amorim out, they’d apparently just lost faith and were asking questions.

That’s all the Southampton manager does

If we’ve seen anything over the last two decades, it’s that midfielders from Germany always do really well in the premier league.

WRONG

It’s a penisula then

Even though other clubs have games in hand, that is ridiculous. Such an even league. Good stuff, United.

“Do the right-wing like breasts more than the left-wing?” [Andrew Neil, The Spectator]

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