Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

cdc 2020: boil your hands cdc now: what if we kissed inside the chuck e. cheese ball pit

“model is 6’2” and wears a medium” where’s his goofy ass at i need to have him squeeze behind my fridge and sweep back there

A quick thread on in the importance of being careful what data you share - even if you're the Queen. Today, Her Maj tweeted this lovely picture, gor bless er, etc. You might think that the contents of the red box would be official business. And you'd be right. 1/6

fleetwood mac implies the existence of fleetwood dennis, fleetwood charlie, fleetwood dee, and fleetwood frank

Ah yes, the “fiscally conservative, socially liberal” road map

did anyone else notice a theme with biden's jokes

give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, push a man into a volcano and the sun god will ensure a bountiful harvest this season

Supreme Court my ass

he really did get it spot on, damn

This is quite literally the worst take I’ve ever seen on this app

Preemptively posting this.

the timeless art of seduction

So what day do you want to come over tomorrow?

OH MY MESSI (via Major League Soccer)

How I sleep knowing Joey is the new bachelor #TheBachelorette

me standing up in my living room because i want a chance to date joey #TheBachelorette

Mustang. 2.22. kingsofleon.com