Little do they know, work sending me to Norway will unlock my bkackened core… #norway #blackmetal

Thank god. Specialised turmeric shots are here... #pnefc

Well done Trump you’ve fucked the markets again.

I can confirm that Norway 🇳🇴 has better taste in public arena based music than the UK. #music #metal #rock #indie #grunge #60s

PNE are just trolling us now #pnefc

Norway 🇳🇴 - 4 pieces of litter (and one was a tissue so probably dropped accidentally) and one pothole. In 4 days. Over hundreds of miles. You do the math. #norway #potholes #litter

When Lang is back it will be like a new new signing. #pnefc

Well done Trump you senseless prick 💰💰🌎

Club have tried starting well, and finishing crap. They’ve tried starting crap and finishing strong. And they’ve tried being crap all season, ultimately ending in relegation. …not a lot else they can do. 🤪 #pnefc #strategies

Yay 🙌

I founded the DEEPDALE CHURCH OF SATAN in 1996 when the internet was still a toddler #pnefc

This was, of course, Action Records in Preston.

Time to go home now Trump. You ass clown 🤡

Hopefully Preston will have devised some new corner styles today in training. The secret codes will once again be a single arm raised, or both arms raised simultaneously. These must not be deviated from. BY LAW. #corners #pnefc

Chocolate bars must soon be in danger of disappearing if the current size reduction pace continues? #sizeflation #chocolate

You should have stayed at Queen of the South. They loved you there! #pnefc

Old people are such boring miserable bastards - but when you factor in the fact we pay their pension, it really is unbelievably ungrateful of the #%#ts

Remember, if Stoke City have a larger wage bill than us, we must forfeit the three points - by midnight. #PNEFC

Sir David Attenborough on Donald Trump: 'We could shoot him. It's not a bad idea' 'What alternative do we have? Do we have any control or influence over the American elections?' the naturalist says before joking about an alternative solution Wed 09 November 2016