Someone should make a musical of this Callum Patrick Hughes…

Head to this on Wednesday or Thursday if you can. Promises to be excellent x

This was utterly stunning. Go tonight if you can. You won’t be disappointed x

Can’t wait to see what happens in this battle…🤣🤣🤣

So. Much. Sense.

Less than the price of an actual home football shirt and I think first game is at Spurs stadium.

Summer holiday bound. Thank you Florence for working so hard and making this happen for our family. You are amazing ☀️🕶🏝

Honestly. The feeling you get clocking off to head to a champions league game is something else. Been too long. Absolutely buzzing.

Wishing everyone a wonderful, magical adventure up in Liverpool! The best job in the world x

Tell me you know nothing about a Teacher’s life without telling me you know nothing about a Teacher’s life…These arse holes not only live among us but are given a platform. Mental world we live in.

Start em young. Thanks so much to @NewWolsey for being so accommodating to these two so I can watch this afternoon. Back where it all started. Lovely x

A legend in every sense. Happy retirement Gareth! 🫶🏻

Finally getting to share the sizzle reel of my TV comedy KEBABLAND, based on a Turkish family who run a chip shop in Birmingham. It needs a TV home, so retweet your hearts out...or send link to any TV producers you may know. youtu.be/tL1i2swHqpY contact: [email protected]

Some fabulous friends and talented performers in this. Thomas Mitchells will also appear.

Top tip: Don’t get car insurance through 1st Central. Left me unknowingly driving around uninsured for the past month and have been harassing me for money already paid for weeks. Bad.

Hear what people are saying about #Thirst and then book your tickets @VAULTFestival THIS weekend!

My amazing mate wrote this and it needs a place on TV. Please share and help find it one x

New go to clip when teaching children about winning with class.

Broken hearted to hear this news. Nothing but love for this incredible woman. Always believed in me and gave me some of the best memories in the jobs she cast me in. Deepest sympathies to those closest to her 💔💔💔

A while since I tweeted, I’ve had to make account public, aaaand it’s a moan…but I’ve wasted enough time trying to contact @lewishamcouncil over an already paid bill. Babes…you are wasting your own money with the court summons. Reply to my DM hun and let’s get this mess sorted!