You can tell all you need to know about a person by asking who shot first in the Mos Eisley Cantina

Tomorrow's front page: 49% of England's Tory voters say they want independence for their country... we say let them have it!

Yesterday I asked a wasp What, in fact, he does, He said " I spoil people's meals, and I can also buzz "

Ken who's a fuckin dream man... Matt Watson 😻😻

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#SnoopersCharter bans #FemaleEjaculation from videos. @TheresaMay_MP thinks it's actually pish coz Phil's finger is in the wrong hole.

#Trump already connecting #ClimateChange to human activity & his wall will actually be a fence. Next he'll announce he's a #Muslim 😂😂😂

We have an announcement tonight - 6.30pm 🎉🎉🎉🙈🙈👌

I'm genuinely so sad and sorry that we let this happen. #Syria #Aleppo

If the cabinet Trump appointed of billionaires & millionaires is anti-establishment, I would hate to see what the establishment looks like.

★ 2017 TOUR DATES ★

Why no sensible person should vote Tory in one tweet #GE2017

NEW PODCAST with @colonel5mustard & @DavidJBlair ahead of their HUGE Glasgow show @O2AcademyGgow everythingflowsglasgow.blogspot.co.uk/2017/05/colone…

Everything in Rome is fucking massive. @ Rome, Italy instagram.com/p/BeI3jj1Fb2E/