Accidentally bought a month of Showtime on Hulu, but it ended up being worth it for Love Fraud alone. Anyone else got at recommendations while I've got the subscription? Heavy preference to documentaries that feature Carla the Bounty Hunter.

Shit has officially hit the fan. Book 1 is coming to an end, but not without some serious bloodshed first. New chapter of The Leeches Loom! 👉 leechesloom.com/read/1-38#pg1

Every chapter is getting closer and closer to the end! Only a few left! I didn't plan it, but the last one will drop just after New Years. It's the perfect time to tell your friends 😉 New chapter of The Leeches Loom! 👉 leechesloom.com/read/1-39#pg1

Hey! Wanna feel old? Don't. Savor your youth. Age is naught but a measure of the slow, inescapable march towards death. Also, yesterday marked the 25th anniversary of the release of the original Jumanji.

The flail is a stupid weapon for stupid people. New chapter of The Leeches Loom! 👉 leechesloom.com/read/1-40#pg1

I didn't realize it until now, but apparently I love debating about the efficiency and practicality of medieval weapons. There's a story in there too, I swear! New chapter of The Leeches Loom! 👉 leechesloom.com/read/1-41#pg1

What's one thing from the last year you were hesitant about but turned out to be a pleasant surprise? For me, my wife bought a bidet and honestly...

Hey, check out this thing I made! My very first diorama and second ever painted mini. Big props to HOWLcorp Ltd. for her mini painting tutorials as they were a huge help. Still a ways to go, but I'm proud of what I've got so far.

So, uh, I wrote a sex scene... Also, it's the FINAL CHAPTER! Book 1 is officially done, the perfect time to get your friends to start reading 😉😉 👉 leechesloom.com/read/1-42#pg1

The first novel is finished and now begins the first novella! A young Isha navigates her way through the life of an urchin amongst the streets of Rah'qet. New chapter of The Leeches Loom! 👉 leechesloom.com/read/2-1#pg2

Apparently they're rebooting Walker Texas Ranger? First of all, enough with the reboots. And not only will nobody live up to Chuck Fucking Norris, but how are they ever gonna top this? youtu.be/pQZX0nzvMag

Timezones will mess this up for most of you, but right now is the 21st minute of the 21st hour of the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century. That's mildly interesting!

Forgot to post an update last week, so think of this as a two-fer! Also, got a special something coming your way this weekend: a free ebook! New chapter of The Leeches Loom! 👉 leechesloom.com/read/2-3#pg1

Anyone else getting voicemails all day that sound like the lost transmissions of a dying robot just saying “please help me” over and over? No, just me? Cool. Cool cool cool.

finally downloaded the reddit app and I couldn’t help but notice the very first recommended app was made to help cope with masturbation addiction and honestly that just fits so well