BREAKING: In an epic trolling, California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posted a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A. Let’s blast this to space!

Roadtrip! teatrecondal.cat/ca/ex/germans-… (I love that the Catalan for "drums" is "Bateria", which translates as "Battery").

I think we can safely assume the "spirit' that took over Derek Acorah was vodka.

So hundreds dead in the Air India crash. and Tom Swarbrick wants to hold a phone in about how "millions have been wiped off the share price" and "do you still trust them?"! Yeah, sod the families who don't even know if their loved ones are dead. Let's talk share prices! LBC

I told you we’d be back

“I’m Karen, and l’m 54” #TheChase

Who doesn't love a Grassy Knoll? #TrumpParade

Trump’s Birthday Parade! Turnout was so low that you can hear the tires squeaking 🤣

What a thread!

Biggly!

The absolute rage screaming when I attempt to use a PC to type a document. Literally screaming "Just make it landscape you bastard!". #MacUser

The new #TrumpMobile All text in CAPS Exclamation marks as standard The Bigly Thesaurus New font: "covfefe" Russian alphabet keyboard Network Operator: Orange Gulf of 'merica Stormy Daniels' contact details AirBnB codes to Epstein Island TACO shell design Made in China

There's a sitcom just waiting to happen.

This is Frankie. Due to the devastating impacts of climate change and not having taken a nap for an entire two hours, she is melting. 13/10

I mean, it's hot isn't it! I feel quite menopausal.

Just read a beautifully designed CV, and frankly, that's half the battle done right there.

I need a see-through toaster. "It allows you to visually monitor the browning process".

His daughter was crying, and he stepped into the performance to comfort her.. 🥹

I'm seriously considering some moral turpitude.