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Matt

@mattlaw

Endpoint Management Professional | May be funny but most likely not | I work at a cool place | Opinions are mine and do not reflect the views of my employer

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Can't wait for Presidents Day, i could use a new mattress. BTW that joke kills down at the senior center. Literally. We'll miss you Doris.

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Having a short commute is great, except on cold mornings just when you feel like you are getting warm you have to get out in the cold again.

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Why does Kellyanne Conway have the same skin tone as a hot dog that has been on the roller at the gas station all day? #AlternativeFacts

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I don't know why anyone is surprised The Donald is at Mar A Lago again, everyone knows old people love to spend time in Florida.

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Filed under strangest thing you'll see today, a guy was peeling and eating an orange while pumping gas at Costco...

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Things you never imagined yourself saying as a kid: Just picked up a new shower head and I can't wait to try out the pulsating jets!

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Things you never imagined yourself saying as a child: I totally understand why families would adopt a nudist lifestyle, the fewer clothes they wear the less they have to wash, it's brilliant!