You can’t begin to imagine how many squats I did to prepare for this season. #DMP #TCC Dre.Media Productions

I’m literally begging for 2 consecutive days without rain.

Global entry is what feeling like a nepo baby must feel like. I did the bare minimum to get the highest quality experience in life. I love it.

Official petition to get JLP as a castaway on US #Survivor SURVIVOR

‘tis the season. #iykyk #Survivor

LOVE the #bb27 intro

Using AI to finish songs I was writing in 2009 to feel something again.

Vince doesn’t know you call it a pizza “pie”? Evict this man. #BB27

It’s pretty wild that the man who taught us “suck it” in school is now the same man running the nationwide fitness test in those same schools. #wwe #tripleh #fitness

Dreamt that ShauhinDavari wrote me a handwritten note critiquing my Survivor audition. He also said my mustache was “well maintained” which added to the authenticity.

That’s it - I’ve seen enough. Bring in Jankie. #bb27 #bigbrother

How many hot chicken places are going to open before we have a crisis on our hands?

CHOOSE YOUR POOL BOY FIGHTER

The old “train is 45 min delayed on a Friday” gimmick. #njt NJ TRANSIT #dobetter

Happy 25th anniversary to the finale of #Survivor Borneo! A quarter-century ago, over 50 million people watched Richard Hatch take home the win. And, iconically, Sue Hawk created one of the biggest moments in reality TV history. This will forever be my favorite moment

Keanu and Rachel are literally CARRYING #Bb27 on their BACKS.

Everybody competing on #DWTS watching Robert Irwin

It’s that time of year, folks. #Survivor #survivor49 SURVIVOR

15 beers and a cheeseburger is my Wednesday night. #Survivor