I’m offended bro don’t brush his beard

leaving my $220k public sector job where I stand on a subway platform and play candy crush. to own the libs

Pulpit Podcast launch cycle

Horrible loss

This loss was our first at home this season

It’s as ugly as the weather at FedEx rn

I’m so sickkkk rn

Why tf are we in shotgun on 3 & 1

Commanders nation we gotta get 4 straight wins.. nothing else will suffice

We win this game JD5 is the MVP… it’s a bad legacy loss.. yall don’t understand how quickly this shit can spiral

I’ve never tweeted this but Jayden HAS to be better for the Commanders to be a formidable ball club

In the office this morning practicing pistol handoffs with the interns just because 🥲

UPDATE: I’m still sick to my stomach about last nights loss to the Bears.. can’t believe we went out like that AT HOME! 😭

Officially a nightmare season. We don’t deserve this and not sure why this happening.

Our season is over. It’s Week 8. 🥲

Commanders didn’t come into this season with a North Star.. our veteran leader was crying over money for the entire off season, our young star is hurt, and all of the supporting cast has forgot their lines… oh yea and our defensive coordinator is delusional

Talking football this week is absolutely out of the question

Craziest injury season since I’ve been a Washington fan like EVERYBODY is hurt

Why is it that whenever you wanna Shazam a song it’s going off in the next 4 seconds?!! 😭😭😭

We’re not trolling.. JOE WHITT needs to go!