"Two B-2 bombers, flanked by F-22 Raptors flew over the White House as the US Marine band played ‘The Star-Spangled Banner,’ Military men in short-sleeved shirts – their wives in flowery sundresses – were dotted on white chairs around gingham-clad tables." – Matt McDonald from

a white guy just called me the N word on capitol st because i wouldn’t give him my lime scooter (he was on the back of his friend’s, also drunk). happy fourth of july! 🇺🇸

i for one am stunned

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"The President was full of praise for his party, particularly his cabinet and the triumphant members of Congress present. 'As we enter our 249th year, America is winning, winning, winning, like never before,' he told the crowd." From Matt McDonald trib.al/Cb14rms

“'Our country is more proud right now than it’s been in many many years,' Trump claimed. It was, perhaps, an attempt to rebut the Gallup poll showing the exact opposite." From Matt McDonald trib.al/KwD30ai

"Only one thing could spoil such a festive day for Donald Trump’s America: foreign interference. Elon Musk has been tweeting about his third party again." From Matt McDonald trib.al/03RyORJ

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