Taliban have invalidated all divorces granted under previous Afghan government, forcing divorced child brides to return to their former husbands. Thousands of young women, some of whom married as children, are now legally bound to return to adult husbands they had been freed

Jimmy Carter is now too old to play with Legos 🧱

Bloody vivaros are shite. The engine stopped on the m1 north

Of course, if I owned one, I'd call my C6 Steve.

At 25, Winston Churchill was captured by enemy soldiers in South Africa. He then did the unbelievable. He escaped prison & crossed 300 miles of enemy territory to freedom — with nothing but 4 chocolate bars in his pocket. Here's how he did it, and lived to tell the tale... 🧵

On Dec 12, Churchill leaped from his window & climbed over the prison walls He left behind this note: “I have the honour to inform you that as I do not consider that your Government have any right to detain me as a military prisoner, I have decided to escape from your custody."

Tired. Could do with a snooze

So the fabulous James Blunt is thinking of changing his name. The most liked ❤️ suggestion will win. We love the suggestion below from ☠️ Matt 👾 . Please ❤️ like the original comment by Matt below (press on the comment and hit that ❤️). Wouldn't this be fabulous 🤣

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“The action is the juice” Michael Cheritto in Heat

Daniel Day Lewis on an Africa Twin!

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Los Angeles has multiple motorways running through it and has a GDP of about 50% of the entirety of England. And its culture has been exported throughout the world. Cars are good. Stop being such a metropolitan liberal elite

My car was damaged by falling Hezbollah rocket shrapnel this evening. Won’t be giving further details but we’re all ok and even the car got off lightly. We were lucky. The chunk that hit it would easily have killed someone

How Far Can We Walk In 24 Hours? youtu.be/NQcRGXLJzsQ?si…

Tonight’s movie is The Book of Eli

Cowbag is an underused insult. Please sprinkle it around