This is truth. I’m playing bass! Come hang! I miss literally all yr faces!

I live in Oregon. Apparently Oregon is out of Fernet and Feline Pine. Needless to say, I’m FREAKING OUT AND CAN’T WAIT FOR TOUR.

I’ve read 1,000+ page books, but I’ve yet to finish an entire Dr. Bronner’s soap label.

Good people! I’m fortunate enough to be playing bass with the amazing Tiny Stills for this west coast run. I can’t wait to play these songs live with Kailynn West and @zachcomtois and to be… instagram.com/p/BwVgWpKAyi2/…

Replace rhythm with diarrhea and I’m RIGHT THERE WITH YOU Ben Schwartz.

12.31.19 youtu.be/K-CkoJYWYzE

Serious question: has anyone ever referred to a police scanner as a Bacon Beacon?

Holy shit. Wait for it.

We added some big rock to the catchiest song ever written. This kid is a star. youtu.be/gP067lXlF8o @_stephenfrost_ Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎

"Life is just a party and parties weren't meant 2 last" means a lot more now.

Remember, if it weren't for moms, none of us would have HBO GO passwords.

All about a dat bass? Me too! Read on! x.com/altpress/statu…

Dear Anaheim Motion City Soundtrack show, You were awesome. Also, I played you with a dryer sheet stuck inside my pant leg. 🤘

A psycho cat watching Psycho makes me giggle. youtube.com/watch?v=_kgRFH…

Thx New York! Show #2 was 👍! Tonight ruled! Special thx to Vanessa Bayer for the sick pre-show roast! 📸 by Joe Lemke

Well, I love this. x.com/curescurse/sta…

What he said. That was FUUUUN! x.com/tonythaxton/st…

This is the end, my friends. x.com/motioncitymusi…

Yes there is. They come in 2 sizes: biggie and smalls. x.com/tonythaxton/st…

gunshot loudness: 160 decibels Accidentally dropping down toilet seat rim: 8,000