We are one Spurs victory away from an all-timer discourse: “has Ange had a better season than Arteta?”

Crewe being sponsored by an ice cream van manufacturer next season is the most League Two thing I’ve ever seen

There have been many strange things about Blackburn Rovers over the past few years, but Yasin Ayari struggling to get a game for us in the Championship is pretty high on the list

This summer’s football anthem. Absolute banger.

This is really disappointing from a club that has previously helped to develop the likes of Keira Walsh, Georgia Stanway and Ella Toone, rightly enjoying the pride that comes with that. We are now a club that knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

At least Amorim has stuck by his principles, that must come as some comfort to United fans

Narrator: The good days were not coming

Still, you have to agree with Mikel Arteta that Arsenal were the best team in the Champions League this season

Palace now have an agonising wait to find out if they’ve won the Community Shield or the Charity Shield

I’m in an FPL league where someone has put a full stop at the end of their team name and I think it’s the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen

If games started after the 5th minute and ended at the 89th, we’d have won those last two matches 1-0. So there’s some straws to clutch at.

Not sure Tarkowski pointing to his arm really helped his defence

Emi Martinez at Villa tomorrow

Martin Tugaymendi

Imagine Scott Parker will be having strong words with Hannibal after that penalty. A Hannibal Lecture, if you will 😐

Kargbo is League Two if we’re being honest

Ismael’s managed 20 games now and picked up 21 points from a possible 60. Over the course of a full season that would leave us on 48 points - relegation in each of the last 3 seasons. We’re not getting any better - disjointed, unproven squad that will have to scrap to survive

Football’s great isn’t it. 99% of fans are miserable at any one time. You get clubs like Forest singing “you’re getting sacked in the morning” to their new manager on their first European home night for 30 years & everyone agrees with them. Can’t beat it.