This is what every freezer will look like if Democrats get away with abolishing ICE. Is this the future we want?

I’ve literally never met a man who is not named Matt

hey Philadelphia Flyers it's almost halloween where the heck are the gritty costumes

My wah pedal is picking up radio frequency interference and I can literally hear the sound of Alex Jones coming through my guitar amp. Jim Dunlop

don't forget to vote today

person: you know about that right me, with no clue what they’re talking about: yeah

if the flyers end up with another GM and head coach with almost the same last name as each other, they are making a grave mistake

I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.

the Philadelphia 76ers this morning got me like

Maybe after tonight the Philadelphia Flyers will improve their outdoor record to 1-137.

Police found a "deranged person standing outside in the cold hugging a pillow" was actually just a cardboard cutout of MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell fox9.com/news/police-ca…

They spelled my name wrong Steak-umm what do I win?

why is everybody old and going to area 51, please help

i just took a DNA test, turns out im 65% water

great idea Facebook what could possibly go wrong with this feature

it is so nice outside that i'm mad at the other days for not being as nice

So I'm missing the Philadelphia 76ers Game 3 on Saturday but at least I'll be seeing a band that has a song called "Trust the Process" Threshold #RoSFest2018 #TrustTheProcess

Their fans deserve this after all they’ve been through x.com/goldenknights/…

Rigged! Sad! x.com/ScrnJnkie/stat…