Spare ticket for Thom yorke at roundhouse tonight, face value #thomyorke #roundhouse

It has been brought to our attention that Buckfast no longer fit for purpose is being sold by retailers . If the bottle being offered to you has the code 17-270 please do not purchase it .

I got a Stewart Lee joke in my Christmas cracker.

Born on this day in 1945: former Spurs, Arsenal and Northern Ireland goalkeeper Pat Jennings, pictured here at the book launch for his autobiography.

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Petition: Make 5th March a national holiday in celebration of Mark E Smith (born 05/03/57) petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2111…