If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it must need quackt-checking.

You can't make an egg without breaking and reassembling a few omelettes.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, but invest a fish in a man and he'll eat for a day divided by (1 minus the marginal propensity to consume fish) days.

Good to see we're at the "then why do surgeons wear masks?" stage of the tariff argument.

5d elbows up!

Getting a retweet from a comedy hero cheers up even the grouchiest of us. Speaking for a friend.

Bagatelle noun 1. a game in which small balls are hit and then allowed to roll down a sloping board on which there are holes 2. a thing of little importance; a very easy task 3. a short, light piece of music, especially one for the piano. now streaming on all platforms

You can have an opinion any colour you want as long as it's black or white.

Narrator:

Countdown until we all collectively hear "Don't Stop Believin'."

First time I've seen a reason writer in a major Canadian paper in my lifetime, and J.D. Tuccille is one of the best.

People seem to have forgotten this massive ideological flip. For example, here in Canada, one of our first panicked glimpses of people dropping dead in Wuhan came from Rebel News, considered right-wing kooks/grifters/controlled opposition here. They too went 180 a month later.

The name IS! Bonnnnnnnnnnduh.

Part of the problem is the denial it ever happened, but if it did, it was a good thing. See the delusional comments.

Wonderful to see that coffee in Ontario is now a luxury product. The Joneses are so jelly of me out on my porch drinking my second cup (!) of Maxwell House.

"Covid revisionism," as the The Atlantic is calling it, hasn't gone far enough. And it's not covid revisionism, it's lockdown realism. It's masks are useless realism. It's "you can't treat kids like prisoners and expect them to be ok" realism. No one is succumbing to the view

I'm often amazed how far up a tree somebody will climb to get low hanging fruit.

Accuse your enemy of accusing your enemy of what you are accusing your enemy of accusing your enemy of doing to create the accusation of confusion.

You want a real keyboard warrior? More of my light classical piano pieces out today on the platforms of streaming.