Manchester United's post-Erik ten Hag summer.

Magnificent stuff from the algorithm.

Waiting for Simon to swoop in and form them into a new boyband and send them straight to Judges’ Houses

It’s 12.40am - nearly two hours after the final whistle in Gelsenkirchen - and tens of thousands of fans are still in a massive queue to get a tram from the stadium to the city. One safety steward, apologising to fans, has branded the organising of tonight’s game “a disgrace”

This really isn’t great. Gelsenkirchen main station packed with fans still trying to get away but trains either not turning up or delayed. Game finished almost 3 hours ago.

It is a miracle that no one died on the train back. Horrendous.

I’m having a great time at the Euros, but getting away from Gelsenkirchen was one of the worst experiences of my life. Genuinely feels like a miracle that people didn’t die on the train back. UEFA and tournament organisers have big questions to answer

England fans repeatedly get a bad rep, but reports on the ground suggest that they have been forced to deal with ludicrous conditions around public transport and dealt with it almost universally well. Hope that is remembered.

England striker Steve Bull in an ornament shop in Italy during the 1990 World Cup Finals in Italy (1990)

Never even liked tennis anyway.

Lots of people saying yesterday wasn’t embarrassing for Liverpool because it’s just a minority of people and loads of them weren’t Scousers. You’re missing the point. That’s never happened here. Last time the far-right came to Liverpool they didn’t make it out of Lime Street. 1/

To our Black, Brown and minority communities: never forget that you are loved and wanted in London.

Goal compilations of slightly niche Premier League players set to members of the NME 2007 Cool List is about the purest distillation of my vibe possible.

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Oasis setlist based only on songs released post-2000. I don't mind it. open.spotify.com/playlist/1oQyX…

Two tickets for Pappy's (“genuinely messy and upsetting”) @ the Phoenix on Monday that I'm unfortunately no longer able to use. Free to a good home!

Town?

The ‘up and coming’ actor chosen to play George Harrison in the Beatles biopic is six years older than George was when they played their final concert on the rooftop.

‘Because nobody rocks like… [checks screen] Glastonbury!’