Say what you want about Trump, he singlehandedly revitalized the “I Voted” sticker industry

“Honey, I’ll take out the garbage as soon as I finish this game”

Their season is literally a Kafkaesque nightmare

Great news from school pickup, my kids found 3 missing jackets and only lost one hoodie today for a +/ of +2 (best of any family at the lost and found)

The endless gambling app commercials during sports are one thing. The commercials for playing in a mob-rigged poker game with NBA players are another entirely

Who replaced my Monday Night Football with Thursday Night Football

So sad this will take jobs away from real human racists

Yes it sounds bad that Trump “spent hours” at Jeffrey Epstein’s house but knowing Epstein they were probably just hanging

I miss the old days of the FBI, when J. Edgar Hoover would pay out of pocket to watch his girlfriend sing at a wrestling match

what exactly am I supposed to enter here

Crazy how far the penny has fallen. My parents bought a home with one

Jeffrey Epstein? The financier?

This clip is at 2 million views and counting. Is this guy in the news or something? instagram.com/reel/DPOi8gBDq…

The fact that this book is already in stores proves capitalism is undefeated

5 years ago today we found out our beloved Rudy dyed. RIP

Today would have been President James Garfield's 194th birthday. Damn you, Charles Guiteau!