I prefer the Hobson's variant of the Socratic Method.

Cyberespionage? {sigh} Why not just "espionage"? Do you use photoespionage or dumpsterdivingespinage? Morons.

Have you ever seen a gaggle of geese flying overhead? No you haven't. That was a skein of geese.

Is the collective noun for lizards really "lounge"? I can't find a reference I trust. "lounge of lizards" is just too good to be true.

RIP Chris Cornell. {sigh}

It's important to remember that from his perspective, I'm the jackass.

If it's s "great global company" then why is relocation required?

Tech staffing companies typically bill 2x of what they pay contractors but offer little value add beyond resume collection & donuts. {sigh}

Why are we impressed when a neural net writes something that fools humans? Have you met humans? It’s a pretty low bar.

Did you hear about the mindfulness contest? You must be present to win.

Nearly half of Americans don’t know Puerto Rico is a US territory? I suspect the half that voted for Trump.

“Who? Is disabling what?” responded nearly everyone upon learning that Sourceforge is disabling CVS.

How to write a library the supports both Swift 3 & 4: Obj-C.

I’m always skeptical when I read a headline about someone “breaking the internet” on the internet. It’s much like someone verbally confirming their death.

I prefer lemmings to cowards. At least lemmings have conviction.

It’s unclear to me how a curler would benefit from doping.

You can always trump with a dead mother.

I hate the phrase “broke the internet”. Also, I hate people.

So here the thing, I don’t _really_ care.

Generally, people who start sentences with “We cannot overstate...” either aren’t trying very hard, have less than no imagination, don’t understand how English works or all of the above.