Kirk is a leader. The rest are followers.

Yup. He was a robot.

Next a summer on “Barstool Beach House Season 2: Provincetown”

I hope Annika brings this guy back to the house tonight. Nicky will def say it.

Update on the foodless/cake only birthday party. It was a smash cake for the 1 year old. That was only cake.

Whole Foods checkout just asked to scan my palm so they can store my palm print and use it for future payment. Fuck you.

YouTube is fucked Justin Trudell

Can’t believe I’m missing Biodude get eviscerated.

Dion Waiters sounds like my kind of guy.

PRC’s wife is a 100/100 on the scale of oppressed peoples.

Not getting video of the PRC wife reaction is one of the great travesties in The Kirk Minihane Show history.

Hey Quinnie Cakes this is how you grill a steak.

Almost 24 hours and I’m still perplexed by Joe and his fandom. Is he the first AI minifan?

Time is a flat circle.

Some say Jack Coleman seized that opportunity weeks ago.

🚨🚨🚨 Breaking News, The Kirk Minihane Show will go live tonight at 7pm. KMS Basketball Stars Bean Bag Ron & Jon in Warren will be in studio along with Ozempic Spokesman Patrick Ford. Big night ahead!

This is getting out of hand.

1 hour and 40 minutes into opening a bank account. Assistant branch manager decides to tell me he’s the Harvard Athletics PA announcer. Well Mr. Assistant branch manager, let me tell you all about my good friend Mike Mutnansky

War on drugs, ever heard of it?

My kid just crapped on the toilet for the first time.