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oh we doing abstract vegetation today?

me, excited to go on vacation: guess I should water the plants before I leave me, realizing I have 37 plants: oh fuck

Conducted an important investigation last week

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I'm absolutely livid, a good friend of mine made art for an extremely famous and reputable persons NFT project, they have 2M followers and are a household name. They told my friend they'd receive "a percentage of sales" and just sent him $500 on a project that made $800k-1M ...

the best part about getting married is I can now answer questions about which city I met my spouse in

Imagine thinking the solution is “more cops” after all the videos we’ve seen showing dozens of cops doing nothing but harass parents at the scene.

yo Intuit Credit Karma this is chaos

I keep almost-typing “spring planting” when I’m trying to type “sprint planning” and I get a tiny bit sad each time

Well, this is interesting: In NYC, a new bill would invite residents to submit photos of cars blocking bike lanes, schools, and sidewalks -- and then receive 25% of each $175 ticket. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

the playlist is titled "Relaxing Vocal Jazz" but this person looks stressed AF

Did anyone score an #ohny lottery ticket for Red Room Sat 3pm they won't use? I'm looking for one to join my partner, or could swap if you have a pair at a different time

ah yes, the helpful instruction manual guidance on how to poke yourself in the eye

Hi USPS Help. How do I file complaint about this delivery? The package weights just under 2lbs – I don't know why anyone would think this was a good idea. I can provide the tracking number.

I filled out Con Edison's home energy survey to get an idea of where my energy usage is coming from, as my latest bill was $80 despite being out of town for nearly the entire period. This is...not helpful.