Is this thing on?

Buying a train ticket in Germany is kinda like buying a gym membership. When you inevitably have a delayed train and have to haul ass to attempt and fail to make the connecting train, there's your cardio!

(1/2) My partner just showed me a clip of his friend explaining something about energy on TV. He said he wants to send a message to convey his respect but also "insult him a little." I asked him why he can't just be nice, and he said "What, nein."

(2/2) Five minutes later, he says "What about ,'You have a face rather for radio than television.'" (Don't worry, it's all in good fun.)

Hi, Slava Murygin! I'm writing a story about #passsummit. Who would know about how revenues benefit the global community? Organizer? Recipient?

#summit2014 revenues go toward supporting global communities, and I want to learn more details. Who can I talk to? @SeaGlobalist reporting.

News from startup journalism. #UWComm

Thanks for your pooperation. #CollegeLife #UW

Need some #diet tips? Eat this up! The Daily of the University of Washington goo.gl/3LMllx #UWComm

goo.gl/3LMllx By the way, the cookie diet is a thing. #nojoke

Here's my feature about getting more real food at the UW. Eat this up! goo.gl/MEEqER ”

Thanks, Dr. Johnny Twovapes, VBOSB, glad to contribute. ow.ly/LfEhX WHO FCTC

This ceremony's all about convincing us that our degrees aren't thousands of dollars wasted. #UWCommGrad15

Haven't tweeted for over 2 years? Am I even worthy? #duckit

So when are cellphones going to be handheld devices again? #tinyhands

I like to think something cool like this could happen to me, but I have zero personality. Okay maybe like 12% of a personality. x.com/NPRextra/statu…

Evolving through 6+ positions on the couch in an attempt to start my day. #adulting #canthiswaituntiltomorrow

Started reading Kitchen Confidential a week or so ago (dunno what took me so long to pick it up). It's been making me think of a chef I interviewed in college. He told me he knows Anthony Bourdain and would introduce me when he comes to Seattle. It's been like 2 or 3 years since, soo...

Just harnessed the willpower to turn the TV off after only three episodes of #FreshofftheBoat. I'd like to reward myself with a chipwich, but I'm not sure where to get those. #help

"What do you do for fun?" is the most distressing question anyone can ask me. I'd rather talk about what to do with my remains when I'm dead. (Pst, compost me after you find any useful organs.)