12" dance's climaxing at Wembley Work it out....

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#Realale #Tapstone A very good friend's eco-micro brewery is so very nearly there...... crowdfunder.co.uk/tapstone

I helped them get canning! Check them out crowdfunder.co.uk/tapstone crowdfunder.co.uk/tapstone?utm_s…

Putin is a cunt

As Jarvis Cocker once said "help the aged." Celebrate my 50th with me as I have Huntington's disease. pay.collctiv.com/matts-50th-758…

@Yeodave and you're bent. snogs. xxx

@Yeodave I've been twatting for years babe. Xx

Fucking elephant just landed on me. Had butter on it's feet. Weird........

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Day nine dry and easy going. #sobersuttons

Enjoying the cunt word.

Grub just ate a badger! #grubsgrub

2000 miles round the UK in 48 hours! #WillScotlandLetUsIn? justgiving.com/TeamSTate