I have a horrible sense that England will just persevere with Bashir until the end of the Ashes. He’ll be belted around half of Australia and only then might Stokes and Baz finally decide to call it a day with him.

Me explaining the offside rule to my mum every Christmas

Given Arsenal’s attack last season I can’t really understand how you can complain about the club signing a striker who scored 54 goals in 24/25. And all on the off chance that Sesko MIGHT have a higher ceiling. I’d reserve any judgement for now. #AFC

Arsenal have developed: - Bukayo Saka (195 PL apps) - Ethan Nwaneri (Most goals by any teenager in the PL last season) - Myles Lewis-Skelly (Only 2 teenagers played more mins in the PL last season) There’s a pathway if you’re good enough 👍

Gyokeres + Eze + Madueke and I'm pretty happy. Madueke, Gyokeres + no other forward additions and I'm not. #AFC

#AFC | All I'm gonna say is, if we're happy to bid around £50m for Madueke and Gyokeres falls through over a £5-10m difference, my head will be on Mars.

Arsenal have needed a Saka backup for years. They also need to sign a winger this summer. However, I just can’t get my head around the Madueke saga. Here’s hoping he proves me wrong as Havertz has done. #AFC

Gibbs-White is such a good signing, fair play Spurs

Made my feelings clear on Madueke but let’s reserve full judgement until the window is closed. Incredibly unlikely we get someone like Rodrygo but give me Eze as well as Gyokeres and it’s a good window with the other additions we’ve made. #AFC

Super Kai If this was to do with #5 fair enough but over Madueke? People have honestly lost their minds. The internet is creating a generation of furiously angry young men and it’s concerning and dangerous. Nobody should be doing anything close to this over a football transfer. Genuinely

Number of delays in the cricket at Lords today has been completely unacceptable. Umpires doing absolutely nothing to try and help the game move along at the correct pace.

What a total farce

My view on the Noni Madueke abuse, and abuse on social media in general, is that we have totally lost sight of what belongs in a private Whatsapp group with you and your friends, and what belongs on a public forum.

Carlos Alcaraz is an alien, there’s no other way to describe what he can do on a tennis court. Ridiculous point to win the first set.

Crazy the amount of business Arsenal are doing in such a short space of time. I’ve not seen anything like it from us.

Give Jofra Archer a knighthood 😍

Test cricket is elite, don’t ever let it die

Arsenal should not entertain offers for Gabriel Martinelli. He needs to be given a contract extension. Amazing player to have in the squad. Deserves a lot of love.

If West Indies cricket wasn’t already in a bad place then boy is it now. Empty stadiums, all out for the second lowest score in test history. A long long way from the side they once were. A sad day.

About time!