Can’t believe the six week holidays have just entered their 13th week.

I’m not saying I’m spending too much time in my 8 year old son’s company, but these holidays are starting to feel decidedly skibidi.

I once ‘met’ Liam in a bar in a B & B on Wilmslow rd. (It was the only place you could get a drink before noon). He was with Bonehead. It was 94-ish and Oasis has just landed really. He came over and asked if he could buy my coat. When I said ‘no’ he said it was shit anyway.👍🏻

£425 for a standing ticket?? 😂 Have people gone mad? I wouldn’t pay that to watch Jesus being fired out of a cannon.

It’s really not hard to solve the problem of ticket touts. Just do what I do with my stand-up shows. Have really really low demand. 👍🏻

Ticketmaster selflessly solving the problem of ticket touts ripping fans off by ripping fans off themselves.

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Happy #NationalBuyABookDay

This is gonna be great! Two of my favourite authors/books of the year. And they’re letting me turn up as well. 👍🏻

Putting the con in conversion.

I know they make some noises when they’re gaming. But at this point I don’t know whether my son is upstairs on his Xbox or a moose is being castrated.

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RIP James Earl Jones.