She just lies: there are 400 fewer teachers - it says so on the DFE's own website!

"If we ignore all of the decisions I have taken that show I hate people having the freedom to choose, I believe in the freedom to choose."

Apparently if you say the phrase "U-turn" three times then Keir Starmer appears

No matter what, there’s always a tweet.

Brummies have been let down by Bham City Council Labour administration failure to resolve their equal pay crisis. They ignored 8 years of warnings. We have written demanding reassurances that Labour will finally end their equal pay crisis that's helped bankrupted brum

GMB says progress is "too slow". The Council says they are working "at pace" with GMB. Clearly GMB don't agree. "At pace" is like "robust" in council speak. It ALWAYS means the opposite of what they pretend it does. #bennettslaw birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-…

After the welfare climbdown, one Labour MP was heard saying: “I don’t understand why this means tax rises when it’s only a few billion pounds.”

This must have been what it felt like in late antiquity as the Roman empire fell apart and people gradually lost the ability to read classical texts

This became obvious by the end of 2022. The left genuinely believe that the result of Liz Truss' experiment with running an enormous indefinite structural deficit was irrelevant to *their* plan to run an enormous indefinite structural deficit because theirs would be left-wing

Angela Rayner says Labour "is in a better place now" after last night. Which is of course the sort of thing you say after someone dies from a long painful illness.

So you’re saying he’s…present but not involved?

Fuck’s sake. I’m at the new Sultana/Corbyn party launch.

Neither does anyone else.

It’s ironic that 4th of July is the only day of the year that Americans actually say the proper (British) way.

Reform has just increased their female representation from 20% to 25% of their Parliamentary Party.

Donald is preventing communism in America by having the government centrally planning production...

Top vetting, Nigel.

Why have most countries abandoned wealth taxes? In 1990, 12 countries had wealth taxes. Now there are just 3. 🧵👇