I will fight Costco dad over custody of his son and then force the boy to eat a no treats diet when I win and also hit the boy when he acts up

I recognize Rhett and Link and that's all. And I only recognize them because they did the "Butt Drugs" ad. youtube.com/watch?v=oYYdF0…

Learning Japanese

The official CMLL Instagram account edited every picture of Toni Storm to be in black and white😭😭😭

Hey #marvelsnap folks...I have some collector's tokens and want to know your opinions on who I should buy next. Help a brother out!

Man, Sammy Guevara and Shelton J. Benjamin recreating Shelton's springboard into a superkick spot with Shawn Michaels was sooooo choice. #AEWDynamite

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On the bell, he spears & jackknife’s Gunther. G kicks out at 1. 3 minute match and good f’n riddance

This popped me so hard.

Here’s Brody!

Braun The Monster of all Monsters is about to be the second longest reigning WWE Champion of all time. His reign as Greatest Royal Rumble Champ: 2,382 days Bruno Sammartino: 2,803 days But *no one* can touch Ezekiel Jackson's @rycklons WWECW title reign of 5,374 days Incredible! Congrats!

Did you put God first when you sent pictures of your dick to a reporter who wanted to see zero pictures of your dick? I forgot about that part in the Bible.

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"CALM DOWN" FUCK YOU. I called this shit in July. I wasn't wrong on ANY part of it. I hate being right. But I keep receipts.

One year ago I made my AEW debut From being an unknown to main eventing Dynamite, Collision, BOTB & Rampage. Winning the Owen Hart Tournament, killing the face of the division & being crowned World Champion at Wembley Stadium Let me know when the rest of you bitches catch up.

A little morbid on the week it became illegal to be a woman in the United States.

Returning to Twitter to blast that FirstAmHomeWarranty is the biggest scam and racket on the planet. They are a bullshit crew of claim denying hot garbage. You pay for a home warranty and then pay $95 per claim only to get auto-denied. It's happened twice in a month. FUCK FAHW.

We're in an awful situation. Zero dollars until I get paid next Friday. No food in our house and no way to buy any. Multiple recent disasters have fucked us terribly. If you can help, PLEASE do: PayPal: [email protected] Cash App: $mattbarnette Venmo: matthewbarnette