practicing in my firm has become akin to practicing in an ashtray. construction workers need to only smoke outside please. #headache

Why am I so stupid sometimes....

Work forecast for the day: 100% chance of procrastination.

Alea iacta est!

Thats right. In nj student drivers learn in chargers.

Now that I'm admitted, I feel like making a general office announcement every time I leave the office "just in case"

Office is playing the charlie brown christmas jazz cd. #christmasmatt @AFreeNateOfMind

What one calls the interruptions are precisely one's real life -- the life God is sending one day by day. #CSLewis

If all the politicians are meeting on the fiscal cliff, can we just run up and push them all off of it?

just asked partner if I get a 3 hour closing tomorrow (after being told its a 10 minute trial) answer: no. unsure if he caught humor.

I give up--I cannot possibly accept any more work. private practice, it turns out, is madness

Just had five minute cobversation about lex vegas with cashier in nj. #lexeffect

Give em hell W&L Mock Trial

I have been in san fransico for five minutes and have not run into a single hippy. #disappointed

@k8ersgonk8 it just so happens that we are on the far side of the world together #kindredspirits oh and I mean san fransico

Every perso. In this van is talking about being vegan. Confirmed I am in sanfran. #icanhazcheezburger

@k8ersgonk8 im here for agricultral classes. You?

@CaraleeFB dont be yealous

#standwithrand

Brought piggy to court today. #solidarity W&L Mock Trial