Musk is fucking pathetic

The word you're looking for is 'shot'. theguardian.com/world/2023/jun…

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll live in debt for the rest of his life, while a man who was taught Latin at Eton and Classical History at Oxford becomes Minister For Fisheries.

Elon Musk Twitter Donkey Brains Speedrun Challenge

SkiFree (1991)

The morning after the night before.

POV: your flatmate is a Scottish news reporter

It's incredible

Yesterday the Conservatives voted through their Anti-Strike Bill that bans strikes for the Public Sector now it goes to the House of Lords, if you support the right to strike give this a RT. We have had this right for 170 years they cannot take it away. Follow me, I follow back

Long shot but… A friend left her textiles A3 sketchbook on the train to Henley today. It contains all her coursework for this term which all goes towards her final grade. Someone took it off the train & has not handed it in yet. The book has no contact details. Can anyone help?

In a way, the furor over "Low Traffic Neighbourhoods" mirrors the way modern Britain approaches all of its problem. Reject planning for the future, spend nothing on new things to solve the problem, instead force existing things to take on the responsibility until they break.

Smashman eat egg

Harry Horton A family member works at a polling station at elections. At the last council elections an elderly lady tried to use a mouse pad with her picture on it as photo ID.

My Manifesto: -meal deals max £3 -pints max £3.50 -malboro gold max £5 -mcr-ldn train max £20 -all footy tickets max £30 -destroy landlords -build a shit load of council gaffs -nationalise everything -mp’s paid average wage -gary neville thrown off the top of deansgate tower

Official Teams For the Street Fighter #SajamSlam!

You're at work and can't wait to get home to play Virtua Fighter

Been watching the VODs for Capcom Cup, the timing of these ad breaks is really getting out of hand

Hire me pls

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: facebook.com/DavidCameronOf…