Boris Johnson. Succession. Say no more.

RT job opportunity: BC Camplight is seeking a killer permanent sound engineer located in the North East. It'd help if already familiar with the music. Gal/guy must have patient and chill temperament. No industry burn-outs. New Album tour will run 2023-24.

Doctor Shakamoto strikes again

Hard to believe that not one fucking broadcaster has been in touch about the song we wrote for the Queen c.1953 As if a counter-factual historical fantasy of eloping to France pre-coronation doesn't have its place in the national conversation A new low. youtu.be/g7gykbVASOo

This ripped my guts out x.com/Women4Wes/stat…

Is it finally over?

RoboClop has seriously made my day

Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.

Hello residents of the north-eastern republic, we would love you to come to our interesting gig, interesting venue, interesting music, interesting food, very interesting! xx It's a week tonight. Book at cobaltstudios.co.uk/events/fresh-t… xx

“I’m a 16-year-old orphan from an East African country escaping a warzone and religious persecution... What is the safe and legal route for me?" Conservative MP Tim Loughton asks Home Secretary Suella Braverman to explain how a refugee could reach the UK to claim asylum.

A year ago I tweeted about an artist that received the PRS Momentum Funding, and who hadn’t released a single note of music. Twelve months on, still no music. Momentum?

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It was an honour to record, mix and perform (!) with Lanterns on the Lake Philip Selway and Matt Hardy at an old church in Northumberland

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You know you're getting old when you have to put cream on your legs every evening

Heung Min Garrison

Tonight tonight! theglobenewcastle.bar/product/jun-30…

TV show idea - DIY SOZ. A load of cowboy builders turn up at someone's house and absolutely obliterate it, cocking up every job they do. Would defo watch.