Absolutely gone

Is Rooney pissed?? Tripping over every other word.

Holy shit! Brentford are shit… but, still above the hammer’s #potterin

Genuinely the most spot on TikTok I’ve ever watched

Am a patient man but watching that performance has me thinking there is no plan! Although we showed some testicles for 20 mins… 70 mins too short 🤷🏼‍♂️ #spurs #coys

Wow… never a worse fantasy premier league week 🤦🏼‍♂️ Got to laugh at myself 😂😂

When injured, or when you go down you are only required to leave the pitch if you receive treatment. Asking for Kolo Muani who was made to leave the pitch despite not receiving attention on field? Am I wrong? As would love to know if this rule changed.. #spurs

McVities chocolate Gingerbread digestives.. 😍 👌🏻

Is Gakpo one of the most overrated wingers in the league?? My opinion…. Yep

Wondered where I’d seen that Xavi Simons challenge before, funnily enough from Van Dijk… You can probably guess the outcome of that, though!

It’s only a red when it’s Tottenham. Hate to say it but every single time it’s the reverse we see red instantly.

Didn't realise how bad it's actually been this season Jesus

Quality Street is dogshit these days…

🗣️”Long ball to Gyokeres” Gyokeres:

Always worth a repost!

🚨 BREAKING: Italy's right-wing PM Giorgia Meloni just announced she's deploying the MILITARY to guard her nation's borders from mass 3rd world migrants AWESOME! Meloni is a beacon of nationalism in Europe and a great ally of Trump 🇺🇸🇮🇹

British Justice is a Fu**ing Disgrace The African that tried to murder a uniformed soldier has been sentenced to a minimum of just 7 years in jail! This is an insult to the victim and the British people. Bring Back The Death Penalty

Never mind the bottom side, this is the first time in Premier League history a team top of the table has let a 2+ goal lead slip against a team in the relegation zone

Bang out of form, don’t worry you play spurs next ! Copy and paste on repeat as much as you like.