.Patton Oswalt made a tweet that showed Trump’s handwritten notes and the caption was simply “Morrissey voice:”. Needless to say, I got inspired and put WAY to much effort into this.

Just a fascinating tweet to see from this Twitter account

Our mildly anxious cat has just had her first dose of CBD oil. Recommended by the vet, in case you wondered. So far, she's looking like an extremely chilled feline...

My coffee came in a deliberately broken cup. The hipsters are here, and Shenzhen has fallen.

Oh dear.

If someone told you on 12/31/19, that in 3 months: - Australia would burn for 4 weeks - Kobe & Gigi Bryant would tragically pass in a helicopter accident - Brady would leave the Patriots - a virus would sweep the globe & force everyone into quarantine would you believe them?

BREAKING: Nothing. Absolutely Fucking Nothing.

This did make me laugh!!!

Imagine if the guy had been black

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Still not quite sure what to make of this early moment in your campaign Joe Biden but you got there in the end...

How does this work again? It's #Eurovision2021 so it'd be rude not to live tweet.

What do we call each other over here these days? Tweetdogs? Textfiends? This word-led social media thing is much harder than I remember

#Eurovision2021. Will anyone vote for the UK? Will Iceland still be awesome this year even if not live? And how many key changes will there be?

And if Australia is allowed to join, why not New Zealand? And would we just send Jacinda?

#Eurovision2021. T minus 1 hour. Pop the champers folks!

Best friday morning tweet ever

Are we all just forks of the #olympusdao?

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