2 minutes after I open up Twitter every morning

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Waited my entire life for Ash Ketchum to finally become the Champion

Say “Hello!” To the 4 Horsemen of #FFUF!!! Yep, made it to another Friday!!! Fancy and Fucked up, that is! - Twitch.tv/StudiousFool #StayThirstyMyFriends #PleaseDrinkResponsively #Cheers StudiousFool Gaming LIVE NOW!!!! Let me know if you’d like to join in on my talk show tonight!!!

*everybody at the house party crying about their stolen coats & shoes* me at home with all my new coats & shoes:

these cute little guys are so little and cute! like seriously can't believe how little they are. So tiny. Like microscopically cute. They're in my bloodstream, they're attacking my cells oh my god it hurts january 13th come get these little guys

Wisdom teeth out ✅ 4 crowns put on ✅ Still high on drugs and gonna eat mac and cheese while I play my new Steam Deck in bed. ✅

Man I have never seen players on the field look so shook up.

Good Evening, “Kurtis Conner” was a 28 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

We tried to warn you!!!!

I’m in the beatles now!!

As if the hike wasn’t exciting enough, DeFranco experienced a rapid unscheduled disassembly before car reentry.

Dr. Mike Varshavski I was literally going to text you and ask if I needed to go to the hospital since one of them is kinda deep, but then I didn’t bc I just imagined that has to be so annoying for you with everyone you know 😅

My Esteemed Colleagues, I testify today, under oath, to say I was subscribed to Twitter Blue before Meme Stealin Space Karen bought the company and turned it into the symbol for his fan club.

Twitch may as well have dropped a Notes app screenshot apology. 🤣

oh lets go

No stream today, simplysaflogical is getting to work 💅🦇✨

I'm an old ass gamer and its wild to me how its changed in just the last 20 years. This is what i remember happening over time. - Hardcopies of finished games no dlc or patches - 49.99 - Special edition with metal cases -59.99 - If you had internet they started selling dlc -

dripped out

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary