mother

kinda real

colleen ballinger's inner monologue rn:

U bitches are so pathetic

These kinda people r why i stopped smoking weed. I have no interest in being associated w schizoposters

You couldn’t waterboard this out of me

U bitches miss the feudal system so bad

mercy mains: i- Literally everyone else: shut the fuck you useless no skill whore why don’t u end ur life

here’s the thing i agree in that i can’t do this but it’s not because i’m a girl it’s because i don’t want to. i think i would get my friend katherine to do it for me

im both

red scare pod girls literally have deeper sexier voices than him

Girls don’t dream of Nara Smith’s life because she has three kids at 22 and bakes her husband cinnamon rolls, they dream of her life because she married rich, her husband is gorgeous and affectionate, she has a successful modeling career of her own, and she can afford all the