How is the 03 National Title between Ohio State and Miami not in the top 25?!

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Yesterday was my son’s 5th birthday, and he didn’t get a party. Today my coworkers gave him a late birthday parade. THANK YOU!!! Donna Pedersen

9yo: that is a lot of vodka me: it’s financially responsible to buy in bulk when you can.

I got AOL minutes in the mail!

#urbanairlenexa #elfonashelf

Imagine doubting Patrick Mahomes

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Obama signs act limiting Westboro military funeral protests huff.to/Nkfsyk

Thanks for the tix Timmy B!!

"I don't care what language you come from!"-Shelly Barger.

Come on NFL get the real refs back.

Ku fans all fall: "just wait until basketball season"....hehehe

Did Ortiz drop the f-bomb?

Tim the tool man Taylor #todaystake

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We came from behind like 20 times, let's go #ChiefsKingdom

If you have to blow into a Tostitos bag to know if you're intoxicated, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT DRIVE x.com/KCTV5/status/8…

"I don't promise their parents NCAA Tournaments. I don't promise their parents playing time. I promise their parents that I'm always gonna be apart of their lives when they need me" - @FrankMartin_SC