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Best submission guidelines: Just send the work in a Word file, 12-point, Times New Roman. No bio, we don't care. Simultaneous submissions fine, previously published work, fine, as long as you have the rights. We will get back to you in a month and if we publish it we will pay

I will like every cat video I see and I will suffer the consequences.

What's underneath the scallops??? NOBODY KNOWS THERE'S TOO MANY SCALLOPS!!! Did you ever order scallops in a restaurant and they gave you like 3 scallops??? FUCK THAT SHIT. This is a pound and a half of FRESH BAY SCALLOPS!!!

Flipped to the index of The Thirsty Muse: Alcohol and the American Writer to look up Bukowski. Not there. (Book was published in 1989.) 😕

Congratulations to our 2025 Rattle Chapbook Prize winners—José Enrique Medina, Liz Robbins, and Matthew Buckley Smith! Print subscribers can look forward to reading their wonderful books starting this fall. rattle.com/page/2025-ratt…

Guy who's happy to see any graduate student deported, foreign domestic, whatever. Just hates grad students.

Writers calling their readings a "set."

I knew a guy in 1991 who would do poetry readings, set a bucket in front of him and throw a penny into the bucket after each line. Devastating.

no way this matches Johnson/Pancake. this praise is ham-handed to the point where it is done for auto hearts and engagement than the actual love for the craft we're stuck in a Lit X world where every book is now perfect. differing opinions exist. it should lead to discussion.

Today over at Bottle Rocket we've got Mather Schneider back with another taut gem. Check it out.

Thanks, Wilson.

ha ha. The comments are great.

I sent a file of my latest novel to the guy who loves everything I write. He loved it.

I told the doctor I still smoke cigarettes and he about had a heart attack.

As a well-known author of many books, I feel it is my duty to like and retweet any young pretty authoress. This is how community is built.

To every beautiful freak who bled for Tormented Flesh—you didn’t write stories, you birthed deformities. Grotesque, fearless, unsanitary, perfect. We’re honored to house your perversions. With love, disgust, and gratitude. —Anxiety Press

it's Friday. maybe some of you have errands to run. maybe you have to go to SuperTarget. Either or, after this account, you might want to avoid this particular one. Thankfully, Mather Schneider has supplied us with the goods. citywidelunch.wordpress.com/anything-helps…

Thanks misterkrw.

Wild piece.