hey man I need you to really lock in and focus less on work & your girlfriend so you can start posting a lot more in the group chat where we're all really mean to each other

usa hockey team: we gotta get kash patel in here to celebrate! still losers even in winning i guess

They cleared this entire sidewalk and street since yesterday (in an outer borough!) and put in one pile - ive legit never seen work like this in 3 decades living here not adams not de blasio not even bloomberg, zohran ready 4 anything

bro this party fuckin rules the director of the fbi is here

I legitimately hope every fucking person who voted for Trump burns in hell forever

ive blocked over 6,000 blue checks & this site is still unusable

it should be illegal for politicians to tweet

marty supreme gotta be a makeup nom for uncut gems movie sucked

i’ve never seen a cybertruck parked at the library

if you listen to joe rogan youre too stupid to be alive

splinter lowkey a groomer

& the best picture goes to...NIRVANNA THE BAND THE SHOW THE MOVIE????????? (matt ziplines in & kicks delroy lindo in the face)

every single person driving right now is drunk

Feeling overly invested in Paul Thomas Anderson winning an Oscar.

teyana robbed

Conan is very funny but unfortunately every non-Conan bit is one of the worst things I've ever seen

hard to complain about the Oscars too much when the best movie of the year wins Best Picture.

noticing a correlation between "thought obaa was racist" & "has a septum ring"

long live afroman