Three thousand nine hundred ninety four!

Tag about Dude, Where’s my Car? #ThingsJaymeWillOrWillNotDoOnHerBirthday Happy birthday ❤️ Jayme Really

Thank god for the internet #SaidDuringSexAndBlackFriday

Just Mathy Mathy! Missed you!

Just Mathy Hi Mathy! 👋

Wake me up at your own risk #WarningLabelsForMyFamilyGatherings

Four-some Christmases #MakeAHolidayMovieOrShowRomantic

Will this happen? #Bold_2024_Predictions

The exact second that you’re allowed to live off the government the rest of your life #HowToKnowWhenToRetire

It’s February 29th #HowToKnowWhenToRetire

#MyWeighingScaleSaid nothing. It will continue to say nothing if it knows what is good for it.

Oops. Who knew? Play #ReasonsLeapGameGotCancelled

#ItsOneOfThoseDaysWhere I actually play a hashtag game. Very rare nowadays.

#IReadilyAdmitThat…nothing. I never admit anything.

#IfFilmsWereRealLife I’d be scared of marshmallows

Man on the Fake Moon Landing #MusicForConspiracies

Spinal Tap, first, puppet show, last

Don’t write 2024 on your checks Don’t write checks, it’s 2025 already #2025DosAndDonts

Just Mathy Holy shit you're still around?🤣

Why the fuck are we bowing down to England and making English the official language? I speak ‘Merican and nothing else.