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Yoooooooo wow hemorrhoid goin off

Thanks for 69k followers

You can also wipe up a bunch of cum with $8 and flush it down the toilet

I’m brave and horny

Elon Musk is the lamest motherfucker alive

What if each titty had two nipples? One day we’ll all die and these tweets will remain.

It’s fuck myself o’clock

Jack off, it’s Friday

Time to fuck a pumpkin I guess

Telling my body to cum and it do

What in the hell I nutted

grunt

Reminder that cops are never first responders because they’re all too busy beating their wives

I am out of cheese

huh

Masturbating is fun

Thankful all I ever do is jack off and eat microwave nachos

🎶I get jacked off, but I jack off again🎶
-Cumbawumba

This jizz smells like cum