it’s funny to me that evangelicals assume that evolution means god couldn’t have been involved in the creation of the world lol

check out my new video about what the bible actually says about evolution!

youtu.be/A9hrXpz4mGg

no one:

absolutely no one:

dave ramsey:

evangelicals when talking about homosexuality: “THE BIBLE IS CLEAR”

evangelicals when jesus condemns the rich: “we need context 👉🏼👈🏼”

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Do you know how deep you have to be in Evangelical Christianity sub-culture to get this reference? 😂

I live for Mason's epic tweets 🙌🏾

if you read all if these as a child you are on an SSRI rn

I legit think I read all of these

if you want to know why i'm fucked up, I read all 40 books before i turned 16.

you used read harry potter. i used to read left behind for kids. we are not the same

it’s funny when evangelicals really encourage people to study the bible and theology more and when some of us actually do they start getting worried we’re “deconstructing”

baptists will be like “i believe the bible is literal” and then drink grape juice for communion

Focus on the Family Force Five Iron Frenzy

Focus on the Family Force 5

christian men: “men should be the breadwinners of the family and women should be homemakers”

jesus: *was financially supported by women*

The fall semester game of “Does this freshman pair have the same last name because they’re related or because they married immediately out of high school?”

Mmm, I also happen to subscribe to the niceness creed. Though I’m skeptical that Catholics were the first to formulate it.

I'm just begging people to read church history sometime.

Stuff happened way before Luther or the East/West/Orthodox splits.

christian men: “YOU’RE A HERETIC”

also christian men:

when you go to bob jones university: