look at what i just added to my calendar 👀👀

Oooooh boy this is gonna be good

christian men will base their entire understanding of family based on not knowing how umbrellas work

If evangelicals know all meant all they wouldn't be infernalists lol

believing jesus never existed is the young earth creationism of atheism

no one: absolutely no one: the twitter bio of the most horrific tweets you’ve ever seen: “christian, husband, father”

the world owes him an apology

The world owed him an apology

no one: absolutely no one: single guys at church:

I remember reading "Love Wins" after hearing tons of dirt from evangelical folks, only to see that Bell took many of his ideas from C.S. Lewis' "The Great Divorce." I felt bamboozled. Flummoxed. Very tame book, even by the standards of the era it was published.

wait until she finds out what jesus did with 5,000 people

Fun fact: Megan uses this passage to shame the poor, but Paul was shaming the rich. In the ancient world, it was the wealthy who didn’t work (they had slaves & others to do their labor) but the poor worked. Paul’s teaching opposes Mammon, while Megan repeats Mammon propaganda.

honestly, my best tweets are buried in the replies

he might be the first catholic man who has never heard of nuns

lifelong catholics in latin america: “if i feed the poor i am called a saint. if i ask why they are poor i am called a communist” adult catholic converts in america: “gay people having equal rights is oppressing me”

evangelicals on abortion: “you should legislate morality” evangelicals on gun control: “you can’t legislate morality”

evangelicals in the 1990s: “what would jesus do?” evangelicals in 2024: “was hitler bad?”

bad theology is believing god saved donald trump from a shooter but not the children from apalachee high school