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Don’t ask where I get my ideas from I’ve been plagued with visions since birth

I’m so desensitized to fucked up shit that these jack-o-lantern faces don’t even phase me

My girl a zoophile the way she in love w a GOAT 🐐🗣️🙌

@fanciestchef "but it's a fictional character. so it's fi-"

A.K.A. JLongb0ne My parents if I ever even seemed like I was acting like this:

I fucking loved reading out loud in school. Loved to flex on those illiterate mfs

Nice it’s already 5pm! Only 40 years left

Even a gangster like me needs a lil forehead kiss every now and then

I graduated fart school top of my ass

Eric Daugherty Albania: 0 (No fighter jets; relies on NATO for air defense) Belgium: 54 (F-16s, transitioning to 34 F-35s by 2030; currently ~50 operational F-16s) Bulgaria: 14 (MiG-29s; some in poor condition, plans for F-16s by 2025) Canada: 63 (CF-18 Hornets; aging fleet, F-35s ordered

Woke up handsome asf once again this shii getting ridiculous

When you gonna stop eating shrimps with wimps and start eating lobster with a monster

Do crackheads ever say “nah I’m too broke to tweak tn” Nah they get up and make it happen 🗣️‼️

Maine “Thanks to Trump I can’t buy cheap products made by slaves anymore!!”

🐛 PS4 Ver.

Someone somewhere in the US has no idea this is their last week with all 10 fingers. Goodluck, soldier 🫡

Nature is Amazing ☘️ Ravens have been shown to have the intelligence of 7yr old children and often have similar mannerisms as well