11pm on the terrifying streets of New York City

Are you engaging in hate-based politics? *blows whistle* Timeout, mister!

Why is your face twitching so much Charlie Kirk Are you really going to hide from me forever? Is that your plan?

The fact that all of these Black Eyes Peas hits came from the same album

I hope Elon brings back visible likes without any warning so I can clown on all the men with "conservative, husband, God first, insert bible quote" in bio for all the thirst traps and porn you degenerates have liked. That would really spice things up around here.

Not surprising in the least. Anyone not a MAGA cultist knew that these tariffs were to benefit Trump and his friends. He loves picking winners and losers. He’s anti-small business. Both of his terms, he’s done everything possible through both policies and rhetoric to favor vast

Relationship goals 🥹 #IchiroHOF

This is the most important tip to help lose weight!

Jonathan Greenblatt confirms that the ADL is working with the Trump administration to implement their “National Strategy to Counter Antisemitism.” This foreign operative has no business being anywhere near the US government.

Aaron Rupar This is what happens when you have the dumbest president in history- *you* start sounding as dumb as him.

Aaron Rupar

Aaron Rupar “Move out” like they’re delinquent on their mortgage and it’s a bank foreclosure. Dumb fuck.

Michael Jordan is competing in the White Marlin Open this weekend with his 82-foot Bayliss fishing boat. MJ and the Catch 23 crew are currently in second place after weighing in a 71-pound white marlin. If the result holds, they'll walk away with $400,000 in prize money.

How about instead of giving us our money back in the form of tax refunds … you stop the tariff taxes altogether and stop unconstitutionally taking money from importers, particularly small businesses. The extra revenue is coming from Americans paying more across the board

Shohei Ohtani has driven in 77 runs this season and 41 of those runners have been named Shohei Ohtani.

Another 90 degree day in Chicago. I’m out here sweating like Candace Owens trying to read.

Bill O'Reilly Sir, he golfs more than Scottie Scheffler.

Ice T on Donald Trump: “We already know I don’t give a fuck about that clown ass motherfucker. What’s more scary is his followers. The people that follow him blindly have a way of brushing off all he does. If any normal person did one of those things, they’d be outta here.”

the clown car arrives in the White House briefing room

Aaron Rupar 6 of the most unqualified ppl in history