if anyone has 4 green man tix to sell i will french kiss you and buy them rn 💋💋💋

jesus piece @ the joiners is my oasis @ knebworth 🤝

happy can of pineapple day

i would rather watch the 14 million quid just burn KLF style

small plate restaurants are just gentrified picky bits

top 3 english national treasures: 1. rylan 2. george michael 3. phil schofield (pre bad boy era)

is it more difficult to design a maze or solve it

power trip were a perfect band

have you ever seen someone on mob kitchen you would trust with a secret

if this ain't me and bae

we used to be a real country

perfect tweet

moin aoty btw

life went down after tv burp ended

how me and the missus stand at the rock show

coldest transfer graphic of all time

chefs kiss open.spotify.com/album/4vak804K…

fr I was at a tokyo train station ticket machine and my watch buzzed with a picture of chris eubank saying he followed me on twitter. sub 5 mins he unfollowed me. best moment of my life besides my coveted participation award at a 5 a side 6th birthday party

Sunn O))) stage dive

a reminder than nothing can be removed if you own it physically