It’s like watching a perpetual fruitloop machine. My only complaint is that I’ve got a massive bag of popcorn to use up and he doesn’t post often enough.

TIL this exists

Silliness level: Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.

DON’T DUMP THE MUSHY PEAS ON TOP OF THE CHIPS IT MAKES THEM GO SOGGY YOU DAFT BASTARDS

One nice things about singlespeeds with cable disc brakes is that if you’re indecisive about whether you want to use flat or drop bars, it’s a 15 minute job to swap them.

I’ve already seen it in a 1996 documentary about Irish tourist attractions. x.com/thesuperwheel/…

Welcome to Physicswang! Round one, and Julie to start. —Mass That’s Physicswang! Simon? —Force reaction amplitude over time That’s Physicswang! Julie? —Hypercoidal particle volume derivative That’s Physicswang! Simon? —Infinite power assistance! I’m sorry Simon, that’s Fraudwang.

One of the less fraudulent but more dangerous aspects of the Superwheel is that when the system is compressed by the rider’s weight, the brake blocks no longer fully contact the rim and appear to stand a good chance of slipping right under it.

Umbrellas can fuck off. ☂️🖕

150km in two weeks?

“This product is really good. I give it two stars.” Fuckwit.

Well, this is awkward. Look mum no hands! have sent stickers that match The Ride Journal’s bike, not mine 😀

We’re fundraising, walking 13 miles in filthy weather! Please visit justgiving.com/fundraising/se… to help our friend Ann convert her house so that Sebby can live more easily in it (or, less importantly, to vaguely reward my two reluctant offspring for getting cold and wet). Thanks 👍