him: "are you busy right now?" me: "never too busy for you amor, wassup?"

lilo When I do you’ll be the first person I’m pinging! Also 𝕄𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕖𝕤 since she is also telling me to do it

did not expect that 💀

Life update, meet Draco!

I can’t cry about having a lot on my plate when my goal was to eat

Like this and I’ll dm you something 🤪🥴

I think the 777 rule for relationships is such a great idea. A date every 7 days, a 24 trip every 7 weeks and, a vacation every 7 months.

fluent in yappanese

Vice president Harris has ignored the border problem she created for over three years. She goes down there for 20 minutes for a photo op and decides to repeat some of the things the NPBC has said before. But again, where has she been the last 3 1/2 years?

It doesn’t matter who you used to be, what matters is who you’ve become.

Do your titties jiggle when you giggle? 🤣

Gets a credit card. Washes said credit car in the laundry after a spending spree. All purchases have been wiped off 🙂‍↕️

I have not empathy with people who show and communicate no empathy with others.

Never lose your pride, love, and comfort for someone who doesn’t understand you 😔

2025 - took my first solo vacation! ☺️🎉

Some people just don’t know what being there for you looks like. & that’s something you have to learn to accept.

Bills don’t work on broken hearts, pain don’t work how old you are

Maybe they will miss you when you’re gone

I evaluate my behavior every night. I will literally be in the shower like "I didn't like how I responded to that today but tomorrow I will be better".