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mk stands for mister krabs 🦀

@marykmckenzie

building resale at @shoptreet. engineer - react/nodejs/typescript/graphql. formerly @stitchfix, @weddingwire. she/her.

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I think what’s wrong with society is that we’ve quit referencing Office Space. 24 years later, the printer scene is still incredibly relevant.

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Declared email bankruptcy and deleted 22k emails from my “promotions” tab in gmail. My email notifications are in the 4-digit range for the first time in years. I give it 3 months until it’s >10k again.

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My favorite highly specific genre of recipe comments are ones where people complain about unitless oven temps - like if a cookie recipe says to preheat the oven to 350°, do you really need to know if that is °F or °C? Does your oven even get up to 350°C??

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Will never understand the european compulsion to wear DENIM on transatlantic flights. Does it not *hurt* to sit in jeans for 8 hours??? There are one thousand better options that are also not sweatpants, so don’t claim “dressing well” as a reason.