Are leafy greens in a salad considered veggies? Or are they just leaves?

It’s a 50/50 split but they COUNT toward your daily servings of veggies and therefore are veggies okay?!

I think what’s wrong with society is that we’ve quit referencing Office Space. 24 years later, the printer scene is still incredibly relevant.

Is this… is this summer??? Are we… can I go outside without bringing a light jacket? Where am I?!

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Declared email bankruptcy and deleted 22k emails from my “promotions” tab in gmail. My email notifications are in the 4-digit range for the first time in years. I give it 3 months until it’s >10k again.

My favorite highly specific genre of recipe comments are ones where people complain about unitless oven temps - like if a cookie recipe says to preheat the oven to 350°, do you really need to know if that is °F or °C? Does your oven even get up to 350°C??

I swear, it’s gonna be 2035 and I’ll still be finding masks in my jacket pockets.

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AirPods should have a setting that tells you when you’re yelling while using them on a phone call.

When I say I got that dog in me, this is what I mean

Will never understand the european compulsion to wear DENIM on transatlantic flights. Does it not *hurt* to sit in jeans for 8 hours??? There are one thousand better options that are also not sweatpants, so don’t claim “dressing well” as a reason.

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3 month update: 9800

Greta Van Fleet is from middle earth there’s just no other way to describe them.