if you are capable of violently ending your own life in public because your desires weren't indulged by every single person you encountered, that is a clear sign that you are severely mentally ill and need to be institutionalized

Those are crocodiles Also don’t do that

The perfect man doesn’t exi-

This balding man is quite upset with me for my video- but not once does he refute me :)

Gr00mer

The quality of the costume is irrelevant

I won TikTok (again) 😂😂😂

I met a Marine who cannot swim A MARINE WHO CANNOT SWIM

My blue check disappeared for a while earlier today. It was because I:

"Because clownfish..." 😆 #TransPrideLondon

Ahahahaaaaa

Do you think orange raccoons are as ridiculous and dumb as orange cats?

Did you know you can use Grok like a matchmaking service? Ask it to analyze you and give you a list of like-minded users who would probably have fun with you on a date. It’s rather fun actually 😂

Sooooo do what we did, revolt, and declare new rights for yourselves?

“They made an argument at one point saying that because he was wearing a vneck t-shirt & had longish hair that’s why I should have known he was a woman… The funniest part was, I was sitting in federal court with my Dad who was wearing a vneck tshirt & I was like… Dad?”